I speak up for the Cruise/Homes fetus at National Lampoon

[Mike P]

Originally Posted by jeneva

I don't know what to say!

Then don't post.

Personally, I liked the fetus' pleas for pre-birth homicide and the thing about Drew Barrymore going up like a supernova. It gives me visions of some block of Hollywood going up in flames with her charred skeleton at the middle of it.