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That's right. If you decide to skip the capture-the-flag game and go straight for the gold, that statuesque guy on the pedestal will get pissed off. No I'm not talkin, "Hey jackass! You're a cheater!" kind of pissed off. I'm talkin, "Oh you think you can cheat at this game? Well I'm gonna THROW AN AXE INTO YOUR FACE!" kind of pissed off. Yep, I guess that guy is supposed to be an angry executioner of some sort. Whatever the case may be, he has an endless supply of axes and he won't stop throwing them at your cheating ass until you're dead.
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By far my most favorite paragraph in the entire article. This is some of the funniest stuff I've read in a while.
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