So, I was up late watching Nick News...

[CaptainBubba]

Ok I didnt unmderstand any of that but my priest told me that you would say something confusing and you did!

Also my priest tells me that you may have come from monkeys but we sure didn't lol. Hes a funny guy. He gave me a whole book that talks about how evolution is flawed scientifically bewcause one time this scientist did a carbonation dating test or something on a bone from a monkey and it said it was like 300,000 years old and the earth started 10,000 years ago so come on. I mean, all we're asking for is the missing link. Its just one link and its not like its a generic and immaterial name for species that may or may not have existed and whose discovery wouldn't prove or disprove anything other than possibly some mundane anthropological indexing knowledge of the progression of one species to another.

Or at least thats what my priest says and I'm a retard.