This thread is horrible. This thread makes me sick. Stop posting. All of you. This thread, even though it was gay-as-fuck to begin with, somehow became immaculately gayed up anyway. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
I have determined much of the blame is to be placed on Wiffles, who has made the exciting discovery that using Japanese style emoticons (itself an enraging concept) after every single goddamn three word phrase will make people hate you no matter what you say.
If somebody came up to me and said "Here, I'm giving you $5,000 >_<;;" I would still beat the living shit out of them. And I would go to prison, but you know what? It would be so worth it.
