Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends

[Jeff The Ninja]

Yeah, that story is true. The Friend in question was my good friend Andrew E. He got kicked out of my old school for smoking pot in the parking lot and had to register at a diffrient school. When he went he was stoned and we had just finished watching Foster's an hour before (I didnt have any morning classes that day). The principal of the school saw his application (partially written in pencil Crayons), lack of vocabulary (which doesnt contain any words over 8 letters long except for marijuana), and poor grades in school. The principal decided that in order for Andrew to complete high school, he would have to enrole in the special program for students with mental handicaps.


Andrew has never been happier. Plus I got him off the pot, which means that next semester he will be placed in regular program. I just hope he stays in school, he can be pretty smart now because hes not all fucked up from all the Pot he did. Man, he did a lot of pot.