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Old Jan 29th, 2006, 01:39 AM        NEW MINIMOCK: "EXTREME BEVERAGE TESTERS VALENTINE!"
Jones Soda disgusted the hell out of us with their last holiday pack, so we weren't taking any chances with their brand new Valentine's Day Soda pack. Once again, we called up the Extreme Beverage Testers to put their latest bastardly beverages to the test! Call me crazy, but I think this time the EBT's were caught off guard! :o


NEW MINIMOCK: "EXTREME BEVERAGE TESTERS vs. THE 2006 JONES SODA VALENTINE PACK!"
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/jones-valentine06

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Old Jan 29th, 2006, 01:51 AM       
Oh man, I got that last pack as a gift...

Salmon was the worst by far!
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 12:42 AM       
What if Jones decided to release alcoholic breverages of all the creepy flavours?

Ick think about all the true taste testers working for jones that have to keep trying and tasting till they get the flavours even close to right. Salmon Pat Beta must have been even more diabolical.
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 03:53 PM       
I'm just waiting for them to start making food, that looks like the original food, but instead tastes like Jones' take on the flavor.

So who else was turned on by this article?

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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 04:03 PM       
are they really tasting that bad? i thought its just fun and they taste like every other lemonade
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Old Jan 30th, 2006, 07:40 PM       
Nothing sexier than a man cleaning the toilet....

... except THREE men cleaning the toilet!!!

Or boobies.
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Old Jan 31st, 2006, 02:11 AM       
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 09:00 AM       
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are they really tasting that bad?
No, the "Love Potion #6" soda tastes fine... kind of like a sweet tart candy or something. Definitely not bad like the holiday sodas in any way.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 02:45 PM       
Wow, Rog... that was... pretty gay.....
I loved it!
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 02:59 PM       
Geez, you guys get all the Jones' sodas. I've yet to taste ONE. I'm so disadvantaged. :/
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Old Feb 2nd, 2006, 03:06 PM       
Wait, did the Jones company actually send you those or did you just write that on the box?
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Old Feb 4th, 2006, 05:36 AM       
Yeah they always send us their soda packs to review, good publicity 'n all. As for what was written on the box, we did that of course.
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Old Feb 4th, 2006, 12:26 PM       
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Geez, you guys get all the Jones' sodas. I've yet to taste ONE. I'm so disadvantaged. :/
You can buy it at Target and the normal flavors at some convenience stores. Go buy some and quit whining.
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Old Feb 4th, 2006, 12:33 PM       
I don't even think they have Target stores in Canada. Or if they do, I haven't found one yet.
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