I got a raise at work!

[James]

Originally Posted by Seven Force

I'm pretty much in the same boat the OP is in. I'm going to have to get a better job than that. Do your fellow employees give you shit still?

Baby Huey was not kept on past Christmas, because she was worthless.

Beepo is actually a REALLY good worker when not around bad influences, so he stayed. I worked with just him and a manager last week. The manager had the flu and spent most of the time throwing up (I saw him only when I needed more change for my register), so it was just me and Beepo running the show, and he did a great job.

Cutiepie is in the same boat I was in last year; On the schedule, 0-5 hours a week. She's definitely a good worker too.

Porkchop is on everyone's shit list. Currently, she told two others employee to tell the manager that she quit. But if she doesn't come in and tell them herself, she isn't quitting, she's fired for not coming into work.

Basically, she's an attention whore who (I hope to god) acts stupid to be the center of attention. And when she's on, the friends she's on with just goof off with her. So when she's gone, things will be fine again.

Actually, the last time I worked with her, we were using heat guns to take the security tags off the video game cases (to put new ones on). They pretty much wanted me to never let her out of my sight, so that she wouldn't burn herself. She did. She also used the heat gun to see if it would melt her Kit-Kat bar. It did. But then she tried to eat it, only to realize that using the heat gun on things makes things hot, and she burned her tongue with a melted Kit-Kat.

She then proceeded to sing along with Hakuna Matata... then asked me what Hakuna Matata meant.

But the store is good again. Barely any customers. We spent the last two hours of work tonight talking about how awesomely bad Saved by the Bell was.