Commentary on "liberation"

[FS]

ha ha, FUCK the Iraqis! This war is so multi-purpose, one of the objectives is bound to get achieved, and then history can be written around that to make it all seem like a big success. Let me see if I can put them all down.

-liberating the Iraqis
-removing Saddam Hussein and his regime
-protecting the US from terrorists
-upholding UN resolutions
-finding and confisquating (and destroying) weapons of mass destruction
-sending a message to other Middle Eastern countries
-establishing a democracy in the Middle East that will hopefully spread
-bombing brownies
-proving George Bush has the bigger cock
-securing the next elections

That's probably not all of them, but damned if not at least one of them is going to work out, right?