Wielding a simile in that manner is very similar to, LIKE, how you're gay..
I'm shocked that you aren't from the Valley. You talk like an estrogenated voice box filtered through mindless blondness.
And you must be an idiot. Because every insult you say is random and unfounded. If you were a guitarist, you'd fail to hit a chord. Ever.
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If you're dying, please do your fellow citizens a favor and do not soil the tidy white Red Cross tents. Die outside like a good American.