Macdonalds Conspiracy

[Jomb]

McDonalds is a conspiracy.. one vaster than we'll ever know. They have a top-secret underground base where Ronald lives. Its from here that he plots world-domination. Mayor McCheese is only a figure-head, a yes-man bought and sold by the Machivellian Ronald. The Ham-Burglar is actually an assassin sent out by Ronald to murder anyone who gets in his way. Grimace is not actually one person, but the name of a new species genetically-engineered in the underground lab. They have entire pastures full of grazing Grimaces down there, they are like cattle, and they are the source of the meat in McDonald's food. Birdy is just the hyper-active and spastically moronic product of eating too much Grimace meat.

(that was actually to be the plot of my second hack, it was going to be of McDonaldland, but when i discovered the text to be compressed in that ROM i made Little Remo instead.)