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MAMA MIA!
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Feb 26th, 2006, 12:42 AM
NO DRINKING AND POSTING!
PLEASE HAVE A DESIGNATED POSTER TO POST FOR YOU!
OBEY THE LAWS OF CYBERLAND.
POINTS WILL BE ISSUED TO THOSE WHO ARE CAUGHT DRINKING AND POSTING. YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO GO TO POSTING SCHOOL AND UPON COMPLETION OF THAT, YOU WILL BE REQUIRED TO SUBMIT A LETTER OF RECOMENDATION TO THE JUDGE. AT THIS POINT YOUR POSTING RIGHTS MIGHT BE RE ESTABLISHED.
A $250.00 FINE MUST BE REWARDED, PAYABLE TO THE ZOMBIE FILM ACCOUNT. YOU MAY NOT RECEIVE A TITLE FOR THIS AS IT WAS AN OFFENSE. YOU WILL HOWEVER, BE ALLOWED TO POST AS A NORMAL SEMI HUMAN BEING. IF YOU CANNOT DO THIS, KINDLY GO TAKE A FLYING FUCK OFF OF THE SAUERFRAUT CAN AND DROWN YOUR SORROWS IN MORE CABBAGE.
Please keep moving everybody. There is nothing to see here.
Keep moving...
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