Yes... rather comical... in a no-wait-that's-not-comical-that's-just-flat-out-sad kind of way. Kudos.
Where the fuck did this ass clown come from.
I thought the strips we're funny, and I also thought that robo needs a good shapapping.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?