Maybe Uncle Ben can come back from the dead as a skeleton, and then he finds Peter's old skin and puts it on, then swings around town as the undead Peter Parker with a lust for little girls.
One problem, those spiders that make up the woman Spider Man was fighting ate the skin.
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More slightly longer but still really small signature. Seriously, I-Mockery, why are you censoring some of your own curse words on your "Latest Article" image when you don't elsewhere?
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