Summer Mock Meet 2003 Planning Phase II

[mburbank]

Carni, what a cool pic!

Can everyone coming PM me their real names and social secuirty #'s so I can take out a series of RESTRAINING ORDERS!

In Salem I'd be happy to meet you all at the Willows. They let bikers there so there's no chance of them minding any of you. The Comic shop, Harrisons is WORLD CLASS my friend and I'm certain you'd show it the proper respect, so that's fine. Then we can bundle you all off to the Purple Scorpion for piercings. I can't imagine letting any of you near my wife, children or home. Why? Because I don't trust you in the least. I mean that in the nicest way.

I'd love for you to see the Museum of Science except I work there and I want to keep working there. It's possible you could go to a laser show without endangering my job.

No, seriously, I'd love to see all of you. It's just you won't see me. Until one by one, it's too late.

Oh who am I Kidding? I was a camp counselor for ten summers and my wife used to be the assistant manager of a group home for retarded old ladies. I'm sure this will be fine.