Isaac Hayes is off South Park

[Emu]

Here's my point scale:

Not having Stan, Kyle, Kenny or Cartman: -2 points
Having an episode about a current event nobody gives a shit about: -2 points
Being followed by Carlos Mencia: -2 points
Having Towlie in an episode: -25 points
Oprah's Vagina having a Cockney accent: +5 points
Having the entire episode revolve around vagina shots of an animated Oprah: -5 points
Naming Geraldo Rivera the "Greatest Investigative Reporter of our time": +3 points
Giving Gerlado a lisp: +3 points

Total: -25