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Old Apr 24th, 2006, 11:28 PM       
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Originally Posted by Bod
Why would you want to stop. Wanking is a very healthy thing to do. Unless you do it inside a frozen chicken, get wedged in the rib cage and have to go to the hospital.
I'd heard a story like this happening. Except replace "frozen chicken" with "live cat."

He shattered the cat's hips and it died, and the hips collapsed around his dick and he couldn't get his dick out of the cat's asshole.
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