That site is just surreal when listening to the Willy Wonka Theme Song while your sleepy.
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I believe Jesus has revealed to you why He killed the dinosaurs, or should we say homersaurs. Clearly there would be no chance for True Christianity on Earth if The Devil could just send a pack of lust crazed dinosaurs to over run Landover and sodomize each and every one of us with their large and powerful tallywackers. With all those viscous claws and fangs their would be no way even the most virtuous of us could resist a dinosaurs' advances, we would be forced to bend over and take it as much as that heavily muscled beast desired. Thank God He has spared us such fate as male dinosaur on man rape!
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