Ultimatum!!

[WhiteRat]

I shared a room with a guy who was so disgustingly messy that you couldn't tell where the mess started from. I tried hard to hose my side of the room down with air freshener spray and made sure that my floor was clean, but in the end his slob ways always won over. His garbage, and I mean garbage as in subway wrappers and crushed soda cans would always creep over to my side of the room. I was too nice of a guy and I suspected my roommate had some mental issues so I never had the balls to bitch him out. Instead, one night I got loaded and decided to piss all over his clothes in the closet. Luckily for me it never smelled like piss.