on Law and Order moms always say things like "MY SON ISNT A RAPIST THAT GIRL IS JUST A TEASE" "My son isnt a sex offender he just needs help!!"
on Oprah they are like "Whuuuut im forty and i want to learn pole dancing to be SEXY" and like 'uuhhh i wasted my whole life being married but now i want to work on ME'