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Old May 9th, 2006, 09:56 AM        women reporters
have you ever noticed that every women reporter for sports looks dyke?
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Old May 9th, 2006, 10:00 AM       
no but i'll keep my eyes peeled from now on!
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Old May 9th, 2006, 10:03 AM       
we'll its true i tryed hitting on one and she blew me off and i know im a good looking guy then she went over to this girl and started makeing out with her.i was like wtf?
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Old May 9th, 2006, 10:20 AM       
did you try to sell her a whistle first?
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Old May 9th, 2006, 10:25 AM       
yes it was tempting but i restrained myself from it i did sell one to every player of the buccaneers though
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Old May 9th, 2006, 11:12 AM       
not all women sports reporters are dykes you know. when men take steroids and get big their dicks shrink and women get bored. how long have you been taking steroids?
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Old May 9th, 2006, 11:17 AM       
hmmmm i didnt know i was takeing steriods but if i am why is my cock so huge?
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Old May 9th, 2006, 11:21 AM       
infection. chicks can smell that shit a mile away. that's why she ran to the other lady.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 03:46 PM       
riddle me this then why did she kiss her like for a way to long of time? i think i even saw toung
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Old May 9th, 2006, 03:49 PM       
That was her way of inviting you to a threesome. duh.
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Old May 9th, 2006, 03:50 PM       
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riddle me this then why did she kiss her like for a way to long of time? i think i even saw toung
because it was me and I don't like you and I wanted to piss you off really bad
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Old May 9th, 2006, 04:03 PM       
Because you refuse to take penicillin for your condition. Seriously dude, I'd get that checked out.

Then you can hurl your sorry, fucked up ass back INTO THE GAME!!
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Old May 9th, 2006, 04:16 PM       
Then the "ball" will be in YOUR "court". AHAHA. GET IT???

pathetic sports metaphors aside, how often do you smoke crack, wingsialdiinmians?
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Old May 9th, 2006, 04:22 PM       
never i was just born this way
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Old May 9th, 2006, 06:37 PM       
That is so wrong on so many levels.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 12:30 PM       
Heeeeeeey cutie.

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Old May 11th, 2006, 01:16 PM       
wistlingsailsmen do you have aim
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Old May 11th, 2006, 04:06 PM       
Your search - wistlingsailsmen - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 04:08 PM       
there's no t in it, you boob.
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Old May 11th, 2006, 08:45 PM       
there's SUPPOSED to be, but that's neither here nor there
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Old May 12th, 2006, 12:54 AM       
TERRA LOOK oUT!

SEVENFORCE NOOOOO!
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Old May 12th, 2006, 10:44 AM       
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yes and now u cant have it thank you and goodnight
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Old May 12th, 2006, 11:02 AM       
i already added you to my list
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Old May 12th, 2006, 08:29 PM       
so u have a shit list huh? :/ great now im on everyones even the dykes that interviewed the entire buccaneers team
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Old May 12th, 2006, 09:44 PM       
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