"Out there"

[mburbank]

The perfect girl is deffinitely not out there. There are however several dozen girls it's quite likely you could have a sustained reltionship with that was often pleasurable and did not end in a murder suicide.

Here's the catch 22 though. The only way to get one of those is to stop thinking about it, wanting it, or trying to get it. Even the slightest hint of desperation releases a pheramone even marginally sane women find repellent.

Barring that, I'm told if you can endure another decade of crushing lonliness, the whole man/woman dynamic is different among the recently second marriage set.

That being said, if my wife ever kicks me out I will tear off my own head. AND THAT TAKES SOME BAD ASS LEVERAGE, MY FRIEND!

Oh and whores. Don't forget whores. If every night you take all the change in your pockets and put it in an empty coffee can, you'll be surprised how often you can visit a whore. Word to the wise, though, always look for the adams apple. Didn't I learn that the hard way.