HELP ME DECIDE ON A GAME!

[Chojin]

I'll reiterate for the people that are too retarded to grasp my first post in all of its OVERWHELMINGLY CONVOLUTED entirety:

Eligible games MUST:
- Be on xbox
- Have 2-player co-operative play
- Not be rhythm games
- Not be FPSes, unless they have a PC counterpart
- Not be traditional racing games
- Not be esoteric
- Not be kiddie games
- Be current-gen titles

REVIEWS of games on that list at the top would be much appreciated too; I don't trust the rest of the internet's opinion on anything.