I just assumed that by "I cut my hair," he meant he went to a place that cuts hair and turns it into wigs for bald children.
Today my nose started bleeding for no reason. I think I lost a pint of blood through my nose just now.
__________________ Bobo Adobo is funnier and smarter than all of you, proven by the fact that he is currently in a high-paying and important government job where he earns a fat cash paycheck and much pussy. How did he get so famous and successful you ask? It's simple: he has never, in his entire life, watched one second of anime.
- Outerspacekid