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[WhiteRat]

The most brutal, yet the most necessary of all punishments at my disposal is known as the Carbon Monoxide Garage . This is to be used solely for the deprogramming of homosexuals, lest we have another Sodom and Gomorrah at hand! This extreme procedure consists of me chaining a man known to be against the laws of nature to the walls of my garage and forcing them to have heterosexual intercourse with multiple "ladies of the night". The godly force of carbon monoxide turns their simple minds in the right direction, while the constant barrage of hookers and pornography I subject the male in question to only helps guide the process. To this day no one has resisted this powerful method.