TALES FROM THE LONGBOX: All Suck Batman & Robin!

[Zbu Manowar]

Protoclown rocks. I love reading these Tales from the Longbox columns because they're so damn funny. Of course, nothing is funnier than seeing Batman turned into some crazed lunatic who lusts after boys AGE TWELVE. Good sweet zombie Jesus.

Are comics this openly pathetic nowadays? Is this common? I'm too scared to look, but whenever I feel the urge to get back into it I grab an issue, flip through it, and.....the glory days of the medium are essentially over now. When the so-called geniuses of the medium are putting out shit like this, then it's hard to see how this can be saved.

And when the hell did Batman call anybody retarded? Funny, but it's so out of character that it's like Miller just drank some bleach before sitting down with his crayon and shooting that out. Fucking hell.