What the fuck is your problem? You follow my every post and try to insult me.
No, I just notice idiodic posts and make fun of them.
...and its going peachy jon, and you?
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?