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I haven't seen the first movie in about 8 years, so I'm not really in any position to say much about it, and 3 and 4 need no explanation, so we'll go with 2:

1. the cornball romance between superman and the beastly margot kidder. THIS really destroyed the movie for me.

2. loss of powers in a kryptonian phone booth?

3. oops nevermind here's my powers lol

4. super cellophane

5. super holo-clones

6. super amnesia lips

7. why is superman such a bitch against three members of his own race who haven't had NEARLY as much yellow sunlight as he has?

8. there were a few times where I expected gene hackman to slip on a banana peel or something, he was such a lame semi comic relief.

even superman: the animated series is more tasteful interpretation of superman than the movies and they had the TOYMAN for christ's sake.