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MetalMilitia · #1

So last night me and a few friends where sitting about playing drinking games, listening to music - the usual friday night activities.

At some point, my girlfriend and her best friend (lets call him Alex for the purposes of this story) dissapear into another room. After about half an hour I go in to see whats going on; they both look pretty upset.
Another half hour, or so later I go back and the scene is very similar. I don't remember exactly what happened next but it basically ended up with my girlfriend picking up her stuff and heading for the door with Alex.

When I asked her where she was going things started to get wierd; she wispered in my ear "To get Alex committed".

Then before I could get any more information she had gone.

I phoned her about 5 minuites later and they where at his house apparently packing some things.

Another ten minuites later and they where back. "Oh good" I thought, "hopefully the rest of the evening will be a bit less eventfull". No such luck.

I suspected they had just realised they don't actually know how to section/commit someone. I let them use my computer for a while and before long they had left again.
Once they had left I checked my history and sure enough, my suspicion was correct.

Fast forward a couple of hours, it's probably about 3:30am by now, and they are still nowhere to be seen... or answering their phones.

We finally get through to one of them and they seem to be about 20 miles down the road at the local hospital trying to have Alex committed.

For some reason (I still haven't heard the whole story) they don't and by about 4:30am my girlfriend returns home looking throughly upset and tierd.

I look forward to finding out how this story unfolds.

As surreal as this story sounds, it's actually what happened.
Also before anyone says it, he's gay, so they where not just feeding me crap whilst bumping uglies.

Fathom Zero · #2

Holy hell, what happened to him, or was he like that before?

DamnthatDavid · #3

Moron, he is being commited because he is gay. It a disease ya know.

AChimp · #4

LOL HE'S CRAZY ABOUT THE COCK AM I RIGHT

sadie · #5

i thought this was gonna be some psycho-homicidal-cannibalistic thread.

Archduke Tips · #6

What is sectioning?

sadie · #7

you didn't read it! i'm telling!

Archduke Tips · #8

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

I suspected they had just realised they don't actually know how to section/commit someone.

I read it. So do I just assume it means to put somebody in an asylum??

Never heard of it.

DamnthatDavid · #9

Must be a brit term. Sectioning.

Your GF is in love with a Gay, she can't have him cause he scared of the putang, so she settles for you. Dump the cheating whore.

SHE CHEATED WITH HER MIND

Pub Lover · #10

Yeah, it would be a British term, what with it being a reference to their Mental Health Act.

Apparently 'Involuntary Commitment' is the term for it in the US. :/

executioneer · #11

u can section an orange but u cant section ur friends unless they are oranges

MetalMilitia · #12

Well the plot did indeed thicken. Yesterday the guy took an overdose (intentionally). My girlfriend found him in a field and had to call an ambulance. He's in hospital now.

Fathom Zero · #13

How did your girlfriend come to be in a field?

executioneer · #14

how did a gay man come to be an orange

Pub Lover · #15

Ask Richard Herring. :curiousorange

Incidentally, Richard Herring is from Somerset too.

MetalMilitia · #16

His parents have pretty much kicked him out of home. He's staying with my girlfriend now maning i'm not going to get a moment alone with her for god knows how long. It really sucks.
She was really pissed off with me because I told one of our best friends about the guy ODing. I really wanted to say "Don't be pissed off at me, he should have expected people to find out before he fucking did it." but she would not have appreciated that one bit.

Terra · #17

You can "get alone" with her at any time, really. If you want to. Just give him a handful of downers and point him to the nearest field.

However, if she is really pissed at you, you might have to slip her some x.