Snakes on a Plane

[Emu]

I've been waiting all fucking night to get home.

The following is completely serious and is not sarcastic or facetious.

Fuck this movie. Fuck it in its cold, black heart. And fuck you, Samuel L. Jackson, for making me sit through this piece of shit.

"Snakes on a Plane" is the most inane, stupidest shit I think I've ever seen in my life. It doesn't really help that the incredibly predictable nerdfucks in the theater cheered or clapped when someone got hit in the nuts/nipples/eyes/whatever or talked in stereo with half of Jackson's lines. The movie probably wouldn't have been much more bearable if not for that.

The movie's jokes were predictable. Painfully predictable. I'll sum it up by saying that if you want to get the feel of this movie's humor, visit collegehumor.com or watch every episode America's Home Videos from the last two hundred years.

Don't waste your money on this trash. Don't vindicate the dumbfucks who visited the Snakes on a Plane website and masturbated.