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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 01:50 AM        FUCKING MY COUSIN?
Would it be wrong to have a relationship/sexxing with my 3rd cousin?

p.s. jokes about arkansas will not be lold at. :D
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 02:21 AM       
Srsly. I've liked for a while, and I just now found out she was my cousin. :[

I, personally, don't think it's that big of a deal. But, everyone else seems to think so. SO I GUESS THERE'S NO REASON TO EVEN POST THIS BUT YOU KNOW YOU GUYS COULD TRY SAYING REALLY NICE THINGS AND MAYBE MAKE ME FEEL BETTER OR SOMETHING?
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 02:36 AM       
There's no reason you should feel guilt over something like this, though the reason escapes me.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 02:38 AM       
i guess that made sense.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 02:42 AM       
I think that after you get past the 2nd cousin line, it is considered ok, since she's really only related to you through 2 marriages, and not through blood. I'd still be a little wierded out by it, but hey, that's me. Not you.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 06:10 AM       
You should fuck her if she's hot, but don't go out with her or anything...weirdo.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 01:52 PM       
What The Fuck. Do you even have to ask this question? If you need to do the shtuup so bad, just hit the bathroom and beat off man. Seriously, who fucks a relative?!
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 02:00 PM       
lol arkansas
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 02:17 PM       
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What The Fuck. Do you even have to ask this question? If you need to do the shtuup so bad, just hit the bathroom and beat off man. Seriously, who fucks a relative?!
I said relationship, also. And, it's because I like her just a little more than my hand. We have better conversations. :[

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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 02:33 PM       
Man, hit that shit. Don't stop there, either. Do you have any brothers or sisters? Parents are fair game, too.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 02:42 PM       
i think my dad might be up for it ;o
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 04:27 PM       
I think liquidstatik needs to keep in the family, for humanity's sake.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 04:30 PM       
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 08:44 PM       
Considering that you do cocaine I think making love to a distant relative is the least of your problems.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 08:59 PM       
Being married to a third cousin or some other distant "relative" that's not really related to you was horribly common in the past. I don't see anything wrong with it.
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Old Aug 19th, 2006, 09:16 PM       
3rd cousin is fair game.
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Old Aug 20th, 2006, 12:10 AM       
Yes, do it.

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Old Aug 20th, 2006, 05:13 AM       
Do eet. Theyre fair 2nd is wierd.... 1st is ILLEGAL! lol
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Old Aug 20th, 2006, 12:51 PM       
Hey man, don't do her, you might get a raging case of monkey aids :o.
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Old Aug 20th, 2006, 01:03 PM       
Is it a third cousin like how? I mean Jeb Bush's daughter, the abecrombi model, is my third cousin, and I'd fuck her even though she's too important for me to even meet.
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Old Aug 20th, 2006, 03:14 PM       
Hell, I'll do her, and I'm not even related!

Oh wait...

3rd Cousins share as much blood as the hooker you hired the other day. Sure, it might be gross... again, like most street hookers... but nothing technically wrong with it.
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Old Aug 20th, 2006, 09:28 PM       
You lucky sons of bitches with distant relatives. All I have is first cousins, and they're fucking ugly to begin with.

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Old Aug 21st, 2006, 12:49 AM       
3rd cousins you don't even have the same great grandparents
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Old Aug 26th, 2006, 01:54 PM       
If you really wanna, do it, but, for the love of god, just don't breed.
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Old Aug 27th, 2006, 12:16 AM       
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