Freestyle rap me

[MrAdventure]

(cue the mother f*ckin trumpets)

YOUR raps won't sell
go to hell
hey what's that smell
you dont look so well

(take it slow now - fly dancers im lookin at you)

you must have I - B - S
always makin' a stinkin' mess
it's a dietary consequence
oh look some evidence

(help me out here ladies)

oh youve got toilet paper for a brain
a leaky fecal waste-water main
your underwear is meant to train
but it has a shroud of turin stain

(now mix it back up in the booth)

it's IBS what does it mean
I for insecurity

it's IBS what do you do
B for blow straight out of you

it's IBS it's one hell of a trick
S for oh sh*ts out in public

(one more time from the top)

you must have I - B - S
always makin' a stinkin' mess
it's a dietary consequence
oh look some evidence

(alright girls send us off to heaven now)

with the beef you eat it's no surprise
that you're a fan of compromise
so though youve soiled another pair
you're corprophagic - it's only fair

(check y'all later - try to hold it in)