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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 07:25 PM       
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It's not true for exactly that reason.

That and I'm a hardcore Christian and having sex with whores is wrong.
Yet another reason is that I'm excessively tight with my money.

Seriously, $50 for less than a minute of pathetic grunting and thrusting?
In Asia I could buy three wifes for that.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 07:33 PM       
yeah, but married people don't have sex
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 07:41 PM       
Do $15 Asian wifes still make sandwiches though?
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:03 PM       
only if by "make sandwiches" you mean break down into awkwardly horrifying fits of blubbering contempt as the man they feel forced to wait on hand and foot hands them sandwich fixins and fifteen minutes later the entire kitchen comes flying out the door like fred flinstone then yes
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:23 PM       
Oh man, I always wanted to be Fred Flintstone! Awesome!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:24 PM       

I AM RAINBOW THE COW! MOO!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:25 PM       

I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE COW... I MEAN GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I WILL EAT STEAK THIS NIGHT!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:26 PM       

WHAT WENT WRONG? :'(
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:47 PM       
Anyone else gonna see Idlewild?
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:47 PM       
hey guys the wizard is coming out on dvd this week
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 09:52 PM       

I, WILLIE SAW HAND, WILL SAVE YOU, GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 10:05 PM       
I love how the first three pics subtextually describe my mock wars 2k5 experience.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 10:33 PM       
then you must be really fucking autistic cause i dont see it
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 10:36 PM       
welllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll...

Ziggytrix just stands there looking all helpless

Then I show up ready to kick some ass

But I lose the fight because I am a FAG.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 10:42 PM       
You callin' Ziggy a cow, bitch?!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 10:42 PM       

I, RAINBOW THE COW, AM DEFEATED!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 10:47 PM       

THIS CONFUSES ME! FOR I, WILLIE SAW HAND, HAS YET TO FIGHT!
I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I AM ALSO CONFUSED!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 10:50 PM       

I, RAINBOW THE COW, AM DEFEATED, NOW WITH ADDED GORY DETAIL!!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 10:52 PM       
Flamehands > Pizza Cutters :/
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 10:54 PM       

I, WILLIE SAW HAND, HAVE SAVED YOU, GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SMALL BUT PERT BREASTS!
I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! I AM THANKFUL THAT YOU SAVED ME, WILLIE SAW HAND, BUT YOU HAVE MISTAKEN MY HUG OF GRATITUDE AS A HUG OF AFFECTION![/quote]
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 11:06 PM       

I AM GUITAR WOMAN THE MIGHTY WITH THE SEEMINGLY INEFFECTIVE FLAME HANDS OF DEATH! SEEMINGLY, WILLIE SAW HAND, ONLY SEEMINGLY!
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 11:09 PM       
Poor Willie Saw Hand.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 11:28 PM       
Just so you know, willie, I would never set you on fire.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2006, 11:30 PM       
Willie looks so sad in that picture.

I wanna give him a hug.

BUT IF HE COMMENTED ON MY SMALL BUT PERT BREASTS I WOULD HAVE TO SET HIM ON FIRE!

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