TODAY MY BROTHER PUT HIS DEFORMED WEASEL PENIS IN MY MOUTH. I HATED IT BUT HE MADE ME SMILE AND SING SHOWTUNES LEST HE LANCE OUT MY EYES. AND NOW FOR AN ALPHABETICAL LIST OF THINGS I HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT EATING TODAY
DRUGS
GRAPEFRUITS
GRASS
LEMONADE
LINGONBERRY
PENIS
PICKLED HAM
TEARS
TOILET PAPER
VARIOUS TEAS