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"Hmm, I have no creative talent whatsoever, so perhaps I should just go to the store!"
Billy takes a little stroll to the costume shop.
Billy looks around, in total shock; The store is practically empty! He approaches the nearest shopkeep to inquire about this injustice!
"It's October 27th, you dumb fuck." The shopkeep exclaims, stifling a laugh through use of profanity.
Billy slowly wanders the near-empty aisles, hoping against hope for something, anything, that would be a great costume.
And then he sees it.
"Yes! This will be my costume! I shall be..."
"Spider-Man!"
Billy hastily pays for the costume, then runs to the bathroom to change into it.
"I don't know how to feel about this."
WHAT SHOULD BILLY DO?
C1. Complain to the shopkeep about his unsatisfactory purchase.
C2. Go Trick-or-Treating; You've still got time before the contest.
C3. Go to the contest now. I'm sure others have FAR WORSE costumes... right?
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