First kiss...?

[Rongi]

Yeah, this is a stupid topic, but I'm bored.

I got mine around 5ish 6ish or 7ish I don't remmember too well. I was at one of those camping grounds, and there where a lot of other kids around. I hung out with a lot of them. One day, the oldest of the group, had to leave and go back home. Before she left, she kissed me on the cheek :o.

[James]

I'm like that Drew Barrymore movie. :/

[Ninjavenom]

last march. I'm still with her, too.

[Rongi]

Originally Posted by Jamesman

I'm like that Drew Barrymore movie. :/

Which one ?

[Protoclown]

I'm guessing "Never Been Kissed".

Eh, I've never been kissed either. But that's okay, because people's breath stinks anyway and I'll wager it's pretty disgusting.

[The Unseen]

I was kissed on the lips in 6th grade

[Professor Cool]

and you haven't since ?

[The Unseen]

I hope youre happy :/

[Esuohlim]

My best friend gave me a kiss on the cheek in 4th or 5th grade, but that's it.

AND SHE WAS A GIRL, OK? NO QUEER JOKES.

[James]

If we're just talking about kisses, and nothing romantic or tongue shit, then mine was when I went to go see Austin Powers 2. Me and the girl kissed for 3/4 of the movie.

I don't wanna talk about it, and I don't count it as being a real kiss.

[Rongi]

I'm not talking about anything long and romantic or any of that dumb shit, just a kiss from anyone besides friends or family memmembers.

[Professor Cool]

The only real kssing I ever did was with my old girlfriend, that ungrateful bitch

[CaptainBubba]

OMG! OH MY FUCKING GOD!! TEH NERDS PUT LIQUID HEAT IN THE FOOTBALL SQUADS FUCKING JOCK STRAPS! HOLY SHIT THAT MUSTA HURT REAL BAD CUZ ITS ON THEIR PENISES AND ALL.

Truth or Dare is the middle school kid's alchohol.

[Skulhedface]

First kiss? 6 years old. A girl my mom used to babysit.

First kiss that MEANT something? 7 years later

[McClain]

My first tongue kiss was at church camp before I went in to 6th grade. We snuck out while everyone was watching "Fievel Goes West". Her name was Winter. It was summer.

[Skulhedface]

Now you had to bring tongue kissing into it

THAT didn't happen until I was 15.

[Jixby Phillips]

I don't count any of them.

[banshee]

November of 1999 at a friend of mine's 16th birthday party me and this guy were flirting and talking all night on a couch, sittin and holding hands and then one of the people at the party came over and was like 'OK, get it over with and kiss already' and when we hesitated he put an orange skittle in my mouth and told the guy to go get it....and that was my first real kiss

[Cap'n Crunch]

Are you a girl? It's kinda hard to find girls on the boards unless they have their picture as their avatar. I'm pretty sure you aren't gay either. You must be a girl.

[Jixby Phillips]

You know, there was once a time when there was more girls than boys here on I-mockery

[Cap'n Crunch]

Does an apple count. In this one movie they kissed an apple.

[Blackjack]

Banshee:

"Yeah, And I'm like, so, like, cool and yeah, like, so, like, yeah, whatever. Like."

Goddamn Americans. Why does every Hollywood kiss never have tongues? That's not a kiss. That's holding your lips against someone elses lips for a few seconds, then getting bored.

Me? My first, first kiss (we're talking tongues, here) was when I was sixteen. And in four glorious years I've pretty much lost count of the total number - yet I've never been in a proper "relationship" or whatever you want to call it. Which is probably for the best.

[Helm]

I wish my streak of misogynism had been developed earlier than it did by about 3 years, so I could say how the first time I was kissed also happened to be the first time I swallowed a severed tongue, but I'm not that cool.

Anyway, seeing how I'm abstaining from all sexual relationships (yes, so many aces. I must have AIDS) that means foreplay too so no kisses for Helm anymore.

Robots don't need kisses.

[Protoclown]

mechanical kisses

[banshee]

Originally Posted by Blackjack

Banshee:

"Yeah, And I'm like, so, like, cool and yeah, like, so, like, yeah, whatever. Like."

Goddamn Americans. Why does every Hollywood kiss never have tongues? That's not a kiss. That's holding your lips against someone elses lips for a few seconds, then getting bored.

Me? My first, first kiss (we're talking tongues, here) was when I was sixteen. And in four glorious years I've pretty much lost count of the total number - yet I've never been in a proper "relationship" or whatever you want to call it. Which is probably for the best.

ok, first of all, I don't talk like that
second of all, I agree about movies...if they're gonna have a kiss in there they oughta do it right
and finally, if you were trying to suggest that I was talking about my first non-tongue kiss on the lips you were mistaken...there was a lot of tongue in the kiss I described, thank you


oh, and Cap'n, yes I am female