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Old Sep 19th, 2006, 12:33 AM       
I didn't see that 5 choices were picked. I thought you all forgot about this and I cried forever.

COMPLAIN1

Unsatisfied with his purchase, Billy approaches the shopkeep and inquires about a return of the underwhelming costume.

The cashier looks none too pleased.



"You opened it. You wore it. Now get the hell out!"

But you insist on pressing the matter.

"Sir, I really do th-"



"NOW YOU'VE PUSHED YOUR LUCK OVER THE EDGE, BUCKO!"

The cashier leaps over the counter, tackling you to the ground. He grabs the bag that once help your costume, and engulfs your head in it. You struggle and fight, but you can't escape your fate. The last think you'll ever see is "Spider-Man" backwards, before everything goes black.


YOU HAVE DIED! WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO DO NOW?

Wait...

You begin to wake up... You didn't die after all! You just passed out! And you were beaten with a stick afterwards and dumped in this forest to rot!



This forest.

Suddenly, everything goes bright. And with a flash, the forest is filled with a foggy smokey haze. And from it emerges a visage.



"Greetings, noble child. I am the Halloween Fairy. I sense great distress in your heart, and I am here to help you in your time of need."

WHAT DOES BILLY NEED?
D1. Revenge on the shopkeep.
D2. The loving embrace of a good woman.
D3. A new costume.
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