Worst sickness youve ever had.

[J. Tithonus Pednaud]

I tore my scrotum back when I was about 14. I actually tore a good hole in it and it to be stiched and stapled. It became infected with staph, ozzed puss a lot, and made me very ill, vomiting, headaches, dizziness, all which hurt like hell.

Ever power vomit with stitches in your junk? It isn't as much fun as it sounds.

Then one testie swelled up to the size of an orange. It had to be drained daily of puss for about two weeks. Damn near had to amputate.