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Old Oct 27th, 2006, 03:31 PM       
I took my girl to see Dr Zhivago, then to a romantic candlelit Italian dinner, where I presented her with a dozen roses that I'd had delivered to the restaurant earlier. I paid the violin player to play for her, and I toasted her eyes with champagne. Then we went back to her place. I gave her a sensual massage with rose scented oil, and stroked her to 3 orgasms before I climbed on and slammed it home. I came on her tits, slapped her, cleaned off on her silk sheets, and then got dressed and went home to watch Sports Center. I still can't figure out why she won't return my calls....
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