this year
I was going to be Speed Racer. They sold all out. My girlfriend told me to be a Greaser, and I reluctantly accepted, thinking "shit, that's gay. everyone with a leather jacket and no imagination does that."
So, upon raiding my stepsister's closet and my best friend's sister's gift of a hat...
Jiggs, y'all.
Buying pink socks, mittens and body paint tomorrow (probably better pajama pants too), as well as cutting off the manes and/or tails of My Little Ponies to give a tuft of hair.
My girlfriend will be so pissed.
Hybrid Mode
