I like the one testimonial by Dix McSween. That just rolls of the tongue.
And with a disclaimer like this:
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– Don’t worry, I hate junk mail and spam just as much as you do. So rest assured, I promise that your information will be kept private and won't EVER be rented, traded, or sold.
how couldn't you trust Lt. X? He even put ever in all caps!
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