Text Adventure: The Toystore of the Dammed!!!

[Jeff The Ninja]

You after retreating from the horror of Leroy the hillbilly bear, You make it to the Z-Bots. Their Cheap plastic gleams in the dull light of the back of the store. You reach out and grab one of the Z-Bots. Something that Vanilla Ice Strongly Objects to by saying "Thats not fly DAWG.".

You Stuff the Toy down your pants and turn around, right into the arms of Leroy the Hillbilly bear. In the distance you hear the Soundtrack from Deleverance. Quickly you have to make a decision to protect yourself from death or at the very least a Backwoods assraping!