Comedy ethics

[mburbank]

Aren't private schools for elitist pricks? See, I know, because I went to one. That's how I got my elitist prick credentials. Then I went to a private college where I got my degree. Do you have one a them there things or is that too elitist for you? Private school, or state shool? Who paid?

"I don't want to own a house, I'm only 22 so Id rather not get married, and it would be very stupid of me right now to have a child. That is called having responsibility, stupid. I choose not to have unprotected sex that would produce a child I could not take care of. I choose not to buy a house know I could not afford it."

Lovely. So. Compared to me, who does all those things, what exactly are the massive responsabilities you adress in the real world. Cable, phone and rent?

"I just have been around people enough to know what the average American feels and knows. It's called having a brain, Max. "

Well, golly. I've been around a lot of folks. I'm not sure exactly what the average American is, people having such widely varied personalities. More than half the people who voted didn't vote for Bush. Does that mean the average American wanted Gore. I think being able to write sentgences is more indicative of having a barin than feeling some connection to 'average' Americans.

Oh, I forgot something. The non profit I work for? Boston's second largest tourist attraction. Only Fanueil Hall beats us for traffic. Tough economic times, but we do okay. We might even be more financially succsesful than a private school. Not that financial success measures worth. I'm just saying, tough guy. Simple as that.