No and I never claimed to be. But shucks, did you ever get me there.
Wasn't trying to "get ya." I was trying to make you realize the sheer stupidity you bring to these forums.
...Rasta, you are a good man, let's get a hookah and smoke 5 bowls.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?