This just in......

[sspadowsky]

I can understand that he's animated on stage, but even that doesn't hold up. I've only seen him on TV, never just heard a recording. And he still wasn't funny.

The other night, I was over at a friend's house, and his roommate was watching that fuckin' Tourgasm silliness. The part I enjoyed most was watching the three unfunny nobodies that Cook brought out with him. They all walked around with a constant look of dumbfoundedness that seemed to say, "Oh, Jesus, I better milk the fuck out of my fifteen minutes before they figure out I'm not funny." And I KNOW that was the look, because I saw it on Pauly Shore's face back in the 90s.

But I digress. Of the roughly forty-five minutes I watched, approximately three minutes of it was acutal guys on stage, and none of that three minutes was funny. The rest of it was them bickering like whiny prima donna bitches. But what I noticed was the roommate. HE wasn't laughing at it, and I'm pretty sure he was high.

To which my friend replied, "That should be Dane Cook's slogan: 'So Lame, Even Pot Can't Make Him Funny.'"