Once, while I was bending over to pick up some change off the sidewalk, Fidel snuck up from behind and shot a rock from his slingshot right at my buttocks! To top it off, the head cheerleader that I was trying to woo saw everything and laughed!
Someone needs to teach that prankster Fidel a lesson.
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...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."