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[Homowner]

False statement. Alexander the Great, a homosexual faggot who took cocks up his asshole, was one of the most powerful and brilliant generals of all time. He conquered much of the known world, from Greece all the way to the Hindu Kush Mountains. Homosexuality and sheer greatness are in no way related.

However, I am not a homo. My name is derived from the words of two other brilliant men who go by the names "Beavis" and "Butthead."

[Guitar Woman]

Originally Posted by Homowner

Alexander the Great, a homosexual faggot who took cocks up his asshole, was one of the most powerful and brilliant generals of all time.

Are you going by the Peter Chung version, which is obviously the only real version that anyone should be going by?