Stupid Humans

[CaptainBubba]

dude its like the song goes

Set your sights, destroy this partyline

or something like that.

But no seriously you are a giant pussy and the girl is probably really cool and you aren't nearly ready for her yet and you wouldnt be able to handle dating her then failing her and being left after getting a fair chance so at least now you can blame it all on the dude and pretend you just never got your fair chance right man?

Also I bet you're kind of ugly and she probably talks to you all the time and you mistakenly interpreted that as her being romantically interested in you because you're a pussy as mentioned previously and now that shes dating some assbag she is going to tell you all of their drama and you will not like how its all bad stuff but rest assured she really likes him its just that venting the bad stuff to you will make her feel better and she'll take that positive energy and apply it to sucking his dick, so just keep that in mind while you masturbate to pictures of her and him at the beach on facebook.

Also cum on a blanket then give it to her and she is yours forever.