my dog is dying

[Black Flag]

good news, he's been spared for now by the miracle of modern medicine.

he has some horrible kind of spinal arthritis, but he got some medicine today and seems to be doing better. we'll know by next week if it's really doing the job, though.

it'd be great if it worked. i really prefer my dog not die

[george]

if he does dies, can i have the corpse?

i want to have sex with it.

[Lenor]

george.. seriously Shut the FUCK up!

blackflag:.. Im So sorry sweetie.. why didnt you tell me this earlier when we talked? I havent been to the boards to see this.

Sean were getting hit hardcore by this lake effect shit... Although, Erie is probally much worse. luckily im in the middle of the state.

[Iain]

Originally Posted by Black Flag

good news, he's been spared for now by the miracle of modern medicine.

he has some horrible kind of spinal arthritis, but he got some medicine today and seems to be doing better. we'll know by next week if it's really doing the job, though.

it'd be great if it worked. i really prefer my dog not die

My dog died last year. It sucks. I got a tattoo.

[george]

can i have your corpse when you die lenore?

cause the corpse of blackflags dog will get worn out pretty quickly with me fucking it all the time.

[Grislygus]

Originally Posted by Iain

My dog died last year. It sucks. I got a tattoo.

My dog is old. It sucks. I eat sandwiches.

[Terra]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

My dog is old. It sucks. I eat sandwiches.

what does your dog sucK? you?

[Grislygus]

I can always count on you for a witty repartee, can't I? Bravo.

[Terra]

i miss you being a country dumb fuck. dude that rocked

[Grislygus]

The only hillbilly slang I hadn't used yet was "skeedaddle", so the bumpkin thing just kinda played out.

[Terra]

i hear "skeedaddles' are another name for condoms. think you can work that into a thread for us?

[Tropical]

Put out your dog in a way that's fun for the dog.
Feed your dog some ketamine.

[Goat Cheese]

Everthing dies. Life's a bitch.

[Blue Fox]

Originally Posted by george

can i have your corpse when you die lenore?

cause the corpse of blackflags dog will get worn out pretty quickly with me fucking it all the time.

Aren't two dead dogs and a dead cat enough for you?

Blackflag, ignore my asshole father.

I am happy for your dog. Medicine has finally done something useful.

[Goat Cheese]

nice avatar Blue Fox. [/sarcasm]

[Blue Fox]

Originally Posted by Goat Cheese

nice avatar Blue Fox. [/sarcasm]

yeah i luv yours too

[george]

i think the nerd likes you blue fox!!!

[Girl Drink Drunk]

Goat Cheese and George, go kill yourselves.

Black Flag, I am so sorry to here that. My old dog had to be put down, a few years ago. I felt so helpless as my dad was taking the dog out of the house to drive him to the vet. I hope your dog gets better with that medicine.

[Terra]

hey i forgot to mention that i put things down, too

[Iain]

Originally Posted by Grislygus

My dog is old. It sucks. I eat sandwiches.

My dog was 18. She got pretty much the same symptoms listed above: arthritis and a tumor (in her stomach). Very sad but, we got her from a shelter when she was like 2 so it's nice to know we gave her a good life after her life as a puppy sucked hard (she was abandoned) and she lived to a ripe old age...



That's my puppy-dog Tess.

[Black Flag]

this thread is weird cause all the people i've like never talked to are being super nice but two of my favorite i-mockery people ever are all "haha your dog is dying awesome"

[RaNkeri]

I have two dogs who are also closing the old age. The other one has had some problems and has gone through three operations.


Sorry for your dog, my(well, "our") previos dog died when I was 10 so I know your pain

[Zomboid]

I honestly think that losing a dog you've had for years and you've grown attached to is one of the shittiest things that can happen to you so hopefully yours gets a few more years.

[Blue Fox]

Originally Posted by Black Flag

this thread is weird cause all the people i've like never talked to are being super nice but two of my favorite i-mockery people ever are all "haha your dog is dying awesome"

yea, that's george for you.

one minute he seems like a halfway decent guy and then he's laughing at dead animals on the side of the road.

He's like, "Whoa, that's one big cat, hahaha!"

[Coyne]

Yeah, my dog died a while ago. It really sucked even though he was old. I'm not gonna go into details as to how he died, but sufficed to say he's in a better place (under a fallen airplane engine in my back yard).