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Old Feb 13th, 2007, 12:49 AM       
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good one terra. I think I'm going to write that one down.. what was that, "newb?" Ok CHECK I GOT IT COOL.
Besides, how old are you? If you are 23 or above and have significant sized boobies, gravity has already been a merciless mistress to you. Keep that shit under wraps, yo.
comming from a dickless wonder newb those are pretty tall words. when your done finding your cock long enough to fuck a gerbil and not get lost inside, come on back and play with the grownups. just learn to tuck that raisin back between your legs before you do battle.
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 07:00 PM       
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comming from a dickless wonder newb those are pretty tall words.

You should insult me some more. I like to laugh. I thought dickless/small dick jokes were so jr. high. I guess my response is suppose to be, "NUHHH UHHH MY COCK IS ALL LIKE THERE N SH*T!!" Ah security .

Another great thing is you are all "newb!" I remember when you started posting on this board and still you haven't even achieved a chuckle from me, but that is neither here or there. I haven't reached 100 posts yet and still feel i contribute more than a half brain diesel dyke that cosmo jerks it to late at night.

Hey Cosmo, when are you coming to the rescue anyway?

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when your done finding your cock long enough to fuck a gerbil and not get lost inside, come on back and play with the grownups.

I had a gerbil once, he bit me, I flushed him. It was a fair trade I thought.

I do play with grownups, in fact I do everyday. Trying to sound like you are smarter than a desk isn't really doing you any kind of a service. Like I said, security is pretty sweet. You are still about as clever as a retard that can't read or write and is always pissed off because he thinks the other retards in his class are fucking retarded. PLEASE DON'T REPLY SAYING, "WELL ATLEAST HE'S SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW HE ISN'T THE MOST RETARDEDDDDDD HAHAHAH! SMALL DICK LITTLE MAN BANANA MANGO GRAPE MAN!"

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just learn to tuck that raisin back between your legs before you do battle.
I don't really get this attempt of a joke. I mean I guess I can barely see the raisin-cock joke/analogy, but it is about as weak as a cripple with leukemia and the brain of lenor.

PLEASE INSERT 2 COINS TO CONTINUE. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...

Just keep replying to me and let your own stupidity produce the comedy!
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Old Feb 16th, 2007, 07:30 PM       
kee-ryst i posted that days ago and your just now mustering the gumbas to come back with a response?

or did it take you that long to find your dick, jack off and calm down over this?
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