Got this in my Inbox

[Protoclown]

Ronnie, how often do you buy French products? Seriously. How often does ANY American buy French products? And what the hell kind of difference is that going to make?

How many fucking idiots are going to look at that email and stop buying French's Mustard because they think it's French? Or stop ordering french fries when they go to McDonalds? Or stop buying French bread because they think it's France's biggest import into our country?

I mean, for fuck's sake, Ronnie, they misspelled "siege" in the UTTERLY INSANE graphic that was part of the email. I don't think most of the people who are getting and forwarding this email are rocket scientists (I mean, I love my Grandma, but she really does send all kinds of inane email forwards).

I could respect the fact that this email is trying to respect these dead soldiers. If it actually WERE respecting them. Rather than trying to say that if we stop buying things that we think are French but actually aren't, they'll be smiling down on us from heaven. And if it weren't so LAUGHABLY stupid.